Today it was extremely raining, cold and awful blustery. The first true taste of winter, something that I swallow each year with more and more disdain. Winter always mixes my emotions because I often find myself slightly more tired (as Im sure everyone does) and less willing to go out and have fun. However, beer during winter is always great, and there are always a few nights each December that provide lasting memories. For instance, last winter I distinctly recall a night where we were drinking at Josh's girlfriends house and we decided to play a game. Well first first first, we decided that we needed some Tequila so me and cheryl and josh and meg went to the liquor store where I bought a bottle of cuervo on sale for 20 dollars (if you paid in cash) we went and picked up lipstein and decided 'We need another bottle of tequila' so back to the liquor store we went. However, upon arrival we discovered that Cuervo was now 22 dollars and that the sale was over. We bought a cheaper brand. Anyway, Cheryl, already fiesty from our adventure to the liquor store was in fine form. The game consisted of breaking up into teams. Each team made a list of things that someone on the other team would do often and then had their list to another team. So for instance Team 1 made a list about Team 2 and then handed their list to Team 3. Anyway, it was quite ridiculous and slightly offensive, I recall a rule being "Everytime Liza Gets Defensive." Which she does quite often, I think Liza will come up often on this blog. I also recall (and confirmed on facebook) my girlfriend looking extremely hot, not that thats out of the ordininary but i think she brought the big ones to the party. Anyway I reallly remember how Cheryl was this particular evening, she was extremely touchy feely grabbing everyone lol im pretty sure she got to 2nd base on me as well as everyone else there. Sadly this post is going to lose steam because i dont remember many specifics other than it was a mad fun night. Maybe i got laid after, i probably didnt, Girlfriend probably fell asleep. Either way, those friends of mine are pretty wacky but they are really good people i really enjoy their company.
Right now Jappy has been making fun of Ram by making a list of reasons why he is gay on our door. and, Ram is my roommate, hes slightly unsufferable, for instance, to try to be cute I watched half an episode of Gossip Girl last night. Ram watched too. He has now been watching Gossip girl Non stop, asking me questions about how girls interact with boys,and then when i Offer my opinion he ignores it.
Example
(note this example is real but way less offensive than it reads because Ram has a very girly persona and an extremely non threatening voice. Put 2 drinks in Cheryl and she could knock his ass out.)
Ram: Why do girls always like to play games
Cliff: Wellllll I think it goes back to chicks wanting attention, and liking to feel wante....
Ram: Oh. Well I think its that girls mature slower than guys and are not able to process emotions or handle real responsibilities
Cliff: Um I think i disagree
Ram: For instance if a girl talked to Me like gossip girls maybe id slap her
Cliff: Wow
Ram: I just think girls repeat themselves
Cliff: ::headphones on::
There will be more Ram stories coming Im sure.
But anyway I guess as this day winds down and I have to excuse myself to do homework, and think of charming things to say to certain people, I have winter to think of, and while it'll be cold I think I have more wacky Cheryl moments, more ultra hot girlfriend time and more time with Ram.
I think my right middle finger knuckle is broken.
xoxo
C.Legend